Itchy Asshole – Dane Cook – letras

The other day, I don’t know if you’ve ever gotten this, it was about 2:30in the afternoon. I got the itchy-est asshole I’ve ever gotten on record.And I keep a record of my itchy assholes. May 14, 1985, I had a very itchyasshole. This one ousted it, GET OUTA HERE!…old itchy asshole. Oh it’s theworst isn’t it? Agh you just feel..usually your at work or some place that youcan’t focus on it. You gotta do some other activities, right. The entire dayyou try to bounce around. Try to shake it out.