Oh Keith you do my head inBut I’m glad you’re around’cos it’s a moral issueAnd you’re on higher groundSome might say you’re a parasiteDoing business for the stateMy american friendWent and made you cry- now he’s passed awayOh jackie girl, jackie girlGary is a witnessBut I’ll swear he’s made of sandThey put him in a time machineTold him where to landSomeone had a bright ideaBut it did not adhereColindale is now a police collegeI was born 20 miles from there….