Well, he’s a space orphan from Long STore 6Left to rot on Cyborg 9He was trying to find his way to Planet XBut stepped on a land mineHe only lost his third legBut he’d never beg or put anybody downAnd behind the great walls of ChinaUnderneath the galaxiesHe had a studioAnd he wrote this songOh Daddy don’t you knowI’m gonna get some soda popOh Daddy don’t you knowI’m gonna have some candy bopCandy bars, ice cream sodas and licoriceAnd jelly beans and ice cream and soda popYeh she-wop-bop-bop-she-wop-bop-bopSinging all day singing all nightNothing makes me frightLooking for a game to playAin’t gonna play any other way