(Voicebox: Wow, wow, wow, wow ooh jump my bone)Chorus:I hope we can all get alone tonightI’m tryin’ to take me somethin’ home tonightLay on my back talk on my phone and get my head lay onThen after that she gon’ jump my bone (2x)Gettin tweeded up in the club niggas in the parking lotsasquatch pipmin bitches from different citiesAnd I’m tryin’ to stick my ding-a-lingbetween one of these super badass bitches »Say ho, oh, you don’t want me to talk to you like that? »She say, « Oh I got your hoe, besides niggaI don’t even listen to rap »I said, « How you know a motherfucker rap? »She say, « Ain’t you 40-water?I read an article on you while I was up under the dryin’ netmagazine double XL » (XXL)I heard that, okay what’s crackaleezie what’s the heezie deezie?Why you try to act like you was God’s gift to the worlda few minutes of a keezie leezie?All my dentures gathered around to take a lookat this bankded beauty Dolly Parton gluteus maximusAss big enough to fit a cup on her booty (booty),straight Centerfold SuzetteI’m in the mix (I’m in the mix) check it outI’m in the mix like a blenderStay right down the street from Paul from the Diamond CenterI used to cut grass for a livin’But now I count cash for a livin’ (beotch, BEOTCH!)Chorus:Now, there was a cool little old fuckSmoked a little broccelius then we stopped by the burrito truckStuck, man this shit here’s crazyI’m in a Ford, Fix Or Repair DailyOld school antique lifters tickin’with a gas leak radiator off the heater readsI’m in a desperate need of some antifreezeShit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit what the fuck’s wrong with this car?Shit, shit, shit, shit I should’ve drove my NorthstarDependable, new school get you where you need to be when you need to beEnemies aimin’ at me with they dartsWhile I’m footin’ it, walkin’ to Kragens Auto PartsChorus:A week later, everything was fo’ sho’My album was about to drop so I went on a promotional to’Bus driver why you cruisin’ dude? Where we headed?Houston Texas, one mo’ mile, two mo’ exitsQuarter to three me and the Mossie checkin’ in at the Doubletreelemme call my dudes, who? 8-ball and MJGBall where da hoes?All the hoes be at Poppago’sLater on that daySay you know a motherfucker can’t come to Houstonwithout visitin’ Little JThe Scarfaces, The Drapers and The GreensThe Northsides and Club Boomerangs and BEOTCH!