Ladies Of The Chorus – Caater – letras

[Ladies:]Ladies of the chorusThat’s what we are, it appearsWe were inducted and we took a vowWe joined the Army but look at us nowWe’re ladies of the chorusDon’t we look lovely, my dearsIn corsets and dressesAnd cute golden tressesTo hide the dirt behind our ears[Lady 1:]I was a plumberI quit work last summerMy number come up at the start[Lady 2:]I was a printerI quit work last winterThey okayed my lungs and my heart[Lady 3:]I was a farmerPotato embalmerThey took me away from the plow[Lady 4:]I was a packerI chewed plug « terbaccer »I wish I had some of it now[Ladies:]Oh, now we’re in the chorusDressed up in girdles that squeezeWe’re here to romance withTo sing and to dance withA bunch of nerdy guys like these[Guys:] Pardon me, but aren’t you the country maiden?[Gals:] Pardon me, but aren’t you the city chap?[Guys:] Cuddle closer won’t you pleaseI’m about to take a squeeze[Gals:] If you do then I will give your face a slap[Guys:] I would love to take you home to meet my mother[Gals:] I would like to meet your mother but I can’t[Guys:] She will treat you like a queen[Gals:] But I’m only seventeen[Guys:] If you are seventeen, then so’s my aunt[Gals:] Hi ho! I want you to behave[Guys:] Hi ho! I think you need a shave[Gals:] Do you think that you can get me into pictures?[Guys:] If you’re nice to me I’ll get you on the screen[Gals:] How about a movie test?[Guys:] Not with hair upon your chest[Gals:] And now it’s time to dance but keep it clean