I helped you find her a diamond ringYou made me try it on and everythingTomorrow you’ll both say « I do »And I’ll be there ’cause that’s what best friends doI should win an OscarBest actress in a showYou always see me smilingLittle do you knowI’m a liar, I’m a liarThe biggest liar in the worldI’m crying, I’m cryingLike I’ve never cried beforeI know you always heard me sayYou’ll meet the perfect girl one dayThe night you called and told me the newsI said that I couldn’t be more thrilled for youThis might be funny timingBut it doesn’t matter nowI never thought I’d say thisBut I just figured outI’m a liar, I’m a liarThe biggest liar in the worldI’m crying, I’m cryingLike I’ve never cried beforeIf I ever tell you that I found the perfect manThat he’s everything I’ve ever wantedJust as I had plannedI’m a liar, I’m a liarThe biggest liar in the world’Cause I’ll be crying, I’ll be cryingLike I’ve never cried beforeI helped you find her a diamond ringYou made me try it on and everything