Lonely Yooper – Da Yoopers – letras

I looked down into her bloodshot eyesShe said “save a beer for me »I said, « i’ll have to drink it later cause now i gotta pee”She reached down and grabbed my gonadsAnd she squeezed ‘em in her handShe said “you ain’t going nowhereCause now i need a man”But i gotta go real badAnd i just can’t take a chanceI gotta beat it for the outhouse before i *** my pantsThen we both heard something comingAnd it sounded like a tankShe said, “holy sit it’s toivo!”And she game ‘em one last yankChorus:I was just a lonely yooper she grabbed me by the rumpShe said her husband toivo he laid there like a stumpShe said, “you don’t have to worry we’ll be safe out here » »toivo never comes to camp unless he’s hunting deer”Then i saw ole’’ toivo,He was loading up his gunI ran out for the outhouse, i think he saw me runWhen toivo came stomping down the pathI think he heard me groanBut when he opened the outhouse doorThere was no one on the throneI looked up from the sit pileAt the hole i just jumped throughI was sinking past my shouldersI wondered what he’d doThen toivo dropped his trousersAnd i wished that i was deadI could hear him up there gigglingAs he sit upon my head(repeat chorus)