» I’ve got an ex-boyfriend who calls me upTo blame me for his lifeI get bunches of roses from another guyAnd hate mail from his wifeI date a stupid jerk who forgets my nameLikes making love watchin’ t.vAnd some guy calls in the middle of the nightJust so I can hear him breathe « »CHORUS « » Lucky meLucky – Lucky meI have everything in the whole wide worldA girl could ever needLucky me (Lucky – Lucky little old me) « » I’ve got a great car – It’s a red convertibleMade by MatelGot a nice house in the suburbsWith ‘Hells Angel’s’ as neighbours aswellI’ve got a scholarship for a hundred years of collegeIf i want to study dentistryAnd my folks just want me marriedAnd popping out the grandkidsTo keep them company « »CHORUS « » I think I wanna join the chrishnasGive up all my wordly goodsAnd cut off all my hairTheres nothing that I have right nowThat brings me any joyWhen I’m shopping at the mallCan’t find it anywhere « » Well I got my TamagotchiAnd I got my wristwatch woundI have so many friends on the internetI could never be aloneI got just enough cash to pay alot of taxNot enough to quit my jobGot a fools gold ring – a credit card debtPsychiatrist for my dog « »CHORUS «