He’s old and cranky and he’s got white hairHe yells at us in his underwearHe’ll attach you like a crazed bearBut come on in, don’t be scaredMad man, he’ll kick down the doorMad man, he’ll call you a whoreMad man, he’ll brand you a slutMad man, he’ll kick your butt!You pay the bills, I live in your placeI’ll do what you say for my dwelling spaceI’ll do your dishes, I’ll wash the floorJust please don’t kick down our jam room doorMad man, he’ll kick down the doorMad man, he’ll call you a whoreMad man, he’ll brand you a slutMad man, he’ll kick your butt!You hit my friends and cut down blacksProves again what your mind lacksYou back the klanI’ve got toChange my nazi dadChange my nazi dadChange my nazi