We started in October, making our way back hereMe and Uncle Lenny try and choose a tree butAunty Carol’s hard to pleasePlease, who will take this orphan treeWe’re playing rugby in the streets againAnd as the fight starts in Primark like a white sharkI’ll leave my markIt’s getting scary, maybe this baby could save us all (we hope so)It’s getting frightening, I have no idea what we are doingMaybe this baby could save us all!Would someone find a highlighter and fetch the Radio Times?I don’t recall giraffes at the nativity this must be a Steiner schoolWho will play the drummer boy?We are waiting, we are waiting, we are sad and we are waitingYou said the item had been dispatchedhave none of you heard of a phone?It’s getting scary, Mary and Joseph would you help us out?(we hope so)It’s getting frightening, I have no insight into what we are doingMaybe this baby could save us all!