First thing you did on the day we metYou took away my cigarettesOnce you got my nicotineYou nagged until i quit caffeineBut you weren’t satisfied with thatYou told me i was getting fatYou took my beer you took my sweetsNow youâre trying to take my meatChorus:Iâm a meat head yes i amI love that beef and pork and hamI love it fried smoked or stewedBaked or broiled or barbecuedBacon strips sirloin tipsDown my chin that sauce will dripI love to rear those burgers fryIâll be a meat head till i dieYou told me i was blimping outYou made me eat alfalfa sproutsBut rabbit food was such a boreIâd rather be a carnivoreI need food that i can chewItâs in my blood to barbecueYou can keep your brussel sproutsIâll die with a pork chop in my mouthIfâ i was sitting on death rowAnd i had one more meal to goI wouldnât ask for dry rice cakesSoy bean soup or barley flakesIâd ask the warden for one last rideTo a burger joint we call clydeâsIâd order a dozen burgers to goIâd take my time and eat âem slowIâm a meat head yes i amI love that beef and pork and hamI love it fried smoked or stewedBaked or broiled or barbecuedWeenies roasted on a stickJuicy steaks nice and thickI love to hear those burgers fryIâll be a meat head till i die