She’s twenty one years older than the restBut I think Iâm well up to the testDonât you think that younger guys are fun?The only thing thatâs stopping meFrom some midday ecstasyIs that you are my best friendâs MumBecause Iâm thinking of you when you wash your sheetsAnd when youâre watching afternoon televisual treatsBut Richard and Judy ainât got nothing on meIâll keep you up all night and Iâll do it for freeYour husbandâs off on business for a weekSo I donât think that itâs too much cheekTo ask if you need companyThink of all those lonely nightsWhen we could hold each other tightThereâs no need for celibacyIâm taking pictures but you donât see meTheyâre on my wall and kind of stickyYou wonât know love until youâve been with meSomeoneâs in my head telling me what to doIâm trying not to listen because I donât want to hurt youI couldnât do it even if I wasCrazyBecause Iâm thinking of you when you wash your sheetsAnd when youâre watching afternoon televisual treatsSusan Kennedy please let it be meIâll keep you up all night and Iâll do it for free