[Eminem]Balls, balls, ballsBalls, balls, ballsYou’ll never touch my…CHORUS [Eminem]Catch me if you can butyou ain’t man enough, you’re standin’ toughBut you know that no matter whatYou’ll never get the chance to touchmy balls, balls, ballsBalls, balls, ballsYou’ll never touch my balls[Swifty McVay]I see you ain’t a playa, you ain’t ballin’And I don’t even care who the hell you call inIn this game, it ain’t no talkin’You can get it started, I nail the coffinAnd all I here is « get your man up off him »So why I gotta stop it, this nigga was talkin’And I ain’t gotta prove you nothin’I do it and you ain’t gotta push my buttons[Bizarre]This dude in front of me, he weighs a brickHe’s quick and I can’t get Marshall hitSo I played my position and don’t make a ???Been doin’ this for years, my team can’t loseAnd ain’t nobody, ain’t nobody hard9 O’clock, I’m gonna punch me a ???Hut one, hut two, I’m readyHike, give the ball to NellyAnd nobody out there feels meTake this ‘fore you have to kill meAnd any player in my way, I’m foldin’Damn it, call: holdin’Chorus[Eminem]Football, football, I love footballYes, tres, dos, unoDos, tres, fuck, shit, bitch, asshole, son of a bitchEverybody cuddle, blah I mean huddleI just stepped in a mud puddle, buttholeFreak, who just tapped on my ass cheekNevermind, let’s try quarterback sneakCover me, smother me with love that’s brotherlyThat didn’t work, try another playHut one, hut two, hut hut hurry upI’m reachin’ up another grown man’s buttHike the ball, I mean I like BizarreBut Jesus yikes, I think I can feel his ballsMy dick is long as it is hard, yeah so are my ballsIt’s the longest yard, whoops that’s not the chorusRun it back, wrong song, yeah disregardThat whole statement I just made, what yard line we on?On 5 and our timeouts are goneLess than a minute left, I just throw my ballTo the sideline to Von, he steps outta bounds48 seconds left on the clock but every last one countsCall another huddle, we’re down by sixThe plan is, to throw the ball to SwiftBut he’s so god dang high, that he’s tripsFalls and slips, Proof grabs him by his fingertipsAnd runs the ball all the way down to the oneBut he don’t get in, but all we need is a put ???But all we need is a touch down and an extra point to winBut then I get sacked all the way back to the tenGod dammit I’ma slap somebody if I get tapped on the ass againEverybody’s laughin’ now, no timeouts and it’s now fourth nowWe’re never gonna make it, wait I just got an ideaQuick, everybody get naked, Denaun go longI’ma throw the bomb, come on, how they gonna tackle you wit no pants on?Ass out with a floppin’ schlong, touch down yeah I told yaIt’s the longest yardChorus[Kuniva]The new face on the yard, just hand me the ballI’ma run through all of y’all, y’all just softEven though my cleats is kickin’ up mudIt’s more tragic for me, I’m stiff armin’ punksHigh steppin’ through the end zoneI been grown, I’m so dirty you don’t even know my skin toneIt’s time to rumble, no time to fumbleAnd I won’t stumble, your frontline will tumblePlayin’ ball with killas, my team’s gorillasThree time offenders, even drug dealersOne of the best runnin’ backs there never wasMovin’ like Barry Sanders, leavin’ you in the dust[Proof]Yack is high, I got the highest yackHit the ground so hard I leave tire tracksBizarre snaps like a fire crackAnd my palm more stickier than spider backEyin’ my eye, ???? try and sack usNo matter how big they flyin’ backwardsWide receiver, receiving’ wideFor every stride in my life, I breathe and die[Kon Artis]Defense is playin’ a passThen the quarterback peeps and screamsThat means that it’s time for meto run out the back like a bat straight outta hellMy tracks burn turf when they excelI try to lateral pass the ball to ProofHe got dropped and the ball came looseand shot up like a flare, I gave the ball a stareAnd use my lineman’s shoulder as a chairNow I’m flyin’ through the air like a superheroI can use this ??? for a box of cerealI’m no joke punk, I can ???For bein’ the best player on my team WHATAs soon as I hear the hut 1, 2, HUTI do one run, run, the screen go run runThen I cut, spin around in the end zone (Touch down!)Then I do the ninety shuffle soChorus[Eminem] Footballs, I’m talkin’ about footballs dudeBuNNy_SsHady* – eu_e_eminem@hot…