My best friend is a toadLingo is his nameHe don’t mind if I burpI guess because he sounds the sameI’ve tried to get around with humansHumans are fucked upToad girls they wanna get with meBecause they just don’t give a fuckMy toad friends understand meBecause they just don’t give a fuckMy best friend is a toadMy best friend is a toadMy best friend is a toadToad girls they wanna get with meCause they just wanna have funEverytime I go to swampsI really feel at homeI’ve tried to get some human pussiesHuman pussies are fucked upToad girls they wanna get with meBecause they just don’t give a fuckMy toad friends understand meBecause they just don’t give a fuckMy best friend is a toadMy best friend is a toadMy best friend is a toadSo don’t you ever questionWhen you seeAnother crazy sucker like meMy best friend is a toadMy best friend is a toadMy best friend is a toad