Be hold the way our fine feathered-friendhis virtue doth parade.Thou knowest not my dim witted friend,the picture Thou hast made.Thy vacant brow and Thy tousled hairconceal Thy good intent.Thou noble upright, truthful, sincereAnd slightly dopey gent- you are..My funny valentineSweet comic valentineYou make me smile with my heartYou looks are laughable, unphotographableYet you’re my favorite work of artIs your figure less than greekIs your mouth a little bit weakWhen you open it to speak, are you smart?Don’t change your hair for meNot if you care for meStay little valentine stayEach day is valentine’s day