My Idea Of Fun – Daiquiri – letras

My teeth are breakin I can’t afford to fix themThe nerves are stinging and it looks bad thenThey bustin to pieces and I spit em in the sinkExactly like an Anne Murray song about an ice rinkMy teeth are sharp but unlike a sharkI sit on my couch and do nothing in the darkShark’s don’t use floss with flippers too shortPiranah’s breed, please abortIf there’s a question there is an answerI don’t know what it is when I see her, AlaskaTrevor Shand he wrote some words for this beat an he sung them likeThis I turned them down flatSingin some bullshit about a cheerleader what do I care bout that?A shark and a tooth and a snowbird to spareSpread your tiny wings and fly away, dental careAll this talk of underwater life it makes me thinkAbout what ahppens to the toothpaste I spit down the sinkI have never considered myself no Jaques CousteauGums are healthy teeth are cracked where does the toothpaste go?Who’s gonna hold my hand when I piss?Who’s gonna put their hand in the stream?Who’s gonna sweep up all the teeth?Dentist said my mouth was cleanThat was a real nice complimentAs I gave him my last centHe don’t know why they be breakinGlass of calcium I’m takinTeeth are breakin outTeeth fallin out on the floor I’m fukin spentGood thing I got stock in Polydent