My problems, didn’t know I hadMy problems make me so sadMy problems must be really badCause everybody’s telling meI gotta go fix my problemsMy hair’s not bouncy, what should I do?My teeth aren’t straight, my clothes aren’t newMy freckles are weird, my hands aren’t slenderGot too many problems to rememberMy problems, didn’t know I hadMy problems make me so sadMy problems must be really badCause everybody’s telling meI gotta go fix my problemsDon’t know what’s happening on that showThe big hit song, don’t know how it goesDon’t keep up with celebrity factsSo many problems, I can’t relaxSo many problems, what should I do?Do other people have them too?Must be something wrong with meHelp I need a remedy, help I need a remedyEverything’s wrong, my face, my hairWhat they don’t know is that I don’t careI don’t need you to tell me who to beI’ll decide what’s wrong with meMy problems, you don’t know aboutMy problems, I can figure outMy problems, you don’t need to knowI don’t need your help soWorry about your own problems