Naked Elves In Cowboy Boots – Da Yoopers – letras

Naked elves in cowboy bootsChasing me wherever i goThose naked elves in cowboy bootsThey won’t leave me aloneA jigglin’, gigglin’, boingy, boingy, boingyRunning down the road i seeNaked elves in cowboy bootsThey just won’t let me beI’m hiding at the corner barAnd they’re waiting outside for meFive beers, ten beers, twenty beers laterI look outside to seeI peek around the corner across da streetGuess who’s spying on meThose naked elves in cowboy bootsMaking funny faces at meBridge:I’m a gonna write a letter to santaI’m a gonna give him praiseI’m a gonna tell him that he’s neatAnd that i’ve changed my waysDa whole town of republic’s gonna seeI’m not a scrooge no moreThen maybe those ole’ naked elvesWon’t chase me ’round no moreQuarter after two da bar’s closing upAnd woo die’s asking us to leaveI tell him there’s naked elves out thereHe looks at me like i’m crazyHe gives me a kick, out the door i goA bouncing on my bumThat’s when i hear their little bootsI think i better runNaked elves in cowboy bootsChasing me all the way homeSome teens loitering at the citgo gasAsk me what i’m running forI tell ’em, « celebrate christmas in every way » »’cause if your a scrooge, you’ll have to pay »Here comes those naked elves in cowboy bootsI hope i get away