Well, I’m bored of watching TvAnd pickin’ on the dogSo I hopped on my motorcycleIn the fogAnd I ride to the all-niteMotorway cafeOh God, well, I’m lookin’ for a stray, yeah yeahYou ain’t got no brains(You got no brains)You ain’t got no brains(You got no brains)I said you, you ain’t got no brainsYou ain’t got nothing at allThen this girl, she walks inAnd her hair’s in a messSo I buy her a cup of teaAnd said: That’s a nice dressAnd then we talk of taxisAnd underground trainsTwo grown adults, but we got no brainsNo brains, got no brainsYou ain’t got no brains(You got no brains)You ain’t got no brains(You got no brains)I said you, you ain’t got no brainsYou ain’t got nothing at allYou ain’t got no brainsYou ain’t got no brainsYou ain’t got no brainsYou ain’t got no brainsNo brainsNo brainsNo brainsNo brains