All this porn’s distracting meTrying to drive but all I seeIs 1-800 I’m a man and I’m a woman tooI found it in an old backpackTons and Tons I found a stackOf pages that I could not pull apartNo Girls, No problemNo Girls, No problemClaims that they are all 18Though actually 40 or 14All fake blonds who’ve got fake boobsAnd use some funky flashy wordTo claim the girl will eat your turdAnd do some funky stuff that I cannot sayTheres no problem with thatTheres no problem that theres no girlsNo girls, No problemNo girls, No problemIt’s almost time to go recordThree more songsBut we’re all floored’Cause all that we can doIs look at pornNo problem, No girlsNo girls, No problemNo girls, No problemNo girls, No problemNo girls, No problemNo girls, No problemNo girls, No problem