We don’t smoke marijuana in MuskogeeAnd we don’t take our trips on LSDWe don’t burn our draft cards down on Main StreetCause we like living right and being freeWe don’t make a party out of lovingBut we like holding hands and pitching wooWe don’t let our hair grow long and shaggyLike the hippies out in San Francisco doAnd I’m proud to be an Okie from MuskogeeA place where even squares can have a ballWe still wave Old Glory down at the courthouseAnd white lightning’s still the biggest thrill of all[ dobro ]Leather boots are still in style at manly’s footwearBeads and Roman sandals won’t be seenAnd football’s still the roughest thing on campusAnd the kids here still respect the college deanAnd I’m proud to be an Okie from Muskogee…And white lightning’s still the biggest thrill of all