One Day After Christmas – Da Yoopers – letras

It’s one day after christmasI’m crabby and i’m brokeI’m so full of ham and fruitcakeI think i’m gonna croakIt’s nice to see the relativesI wonder when they’ll leaveThe’ve been camping in my bathroomSince early christmas eveThey’re eating everything in sightAnd sleeping in my bedI been sacked out in the basementWith my beagle fredThe relatives have all gone outAnd left their screaming bratsThe toilet bowl is all clogged upAnd i can’t find the catChorus:It’s christmas time at my houseThe relatives are hereThey eat me out of house and homeAnd drink up all my beerI love the decorationsAnd the sleigh bells in the snowBut i wish those pesky relativesWould take their kids and go homeThose cookie crunchers fed the dogA twenty pound rib roastHis feet are sticking in the airLike skinny old fence postsNow they’re in a free for allThe girls against the boysThey’re fighting over boxes’cause they’re bored with all their toysMy mother-in-law is snoringIn my favorite tv chairThose kids are stringing lights on herAnd tinseling her hairI oughta wake her up beforeThe fireworks beginBut i wanna see those blue sparks flyWhen they plug her in(repeat chorus)