Our night to howl, time to go dancingBrush your hair, clean your denturesIt’s time for new adventuresMy toupee’s on and I’m ready for romancingCome on pretty baby, let’s go a little crazyOur night to howl, time to go dancingAin’t nothing we can’t handle,Let’s create a little scandalDon’t look surprised dear, all I’m ‘askin’–Are you game to take a chanceAnd put the ants back in our pants?Maybe… win a ribbon when we cut the rug?Do the ‘nasty nellie’ of the ‘jitterbug’?Skinny dip in SpringfieldPull a heist in Edwardsville?Moon a cop, count the stars,Put the kids back in the will?The cows come homewhen I see you in your moo-mooYou’re the apple in my strudel,The kit in my kaboodleIt’s time to shift some gears,Get our engines out of neutral–Give the wheel a spinThrow all caution to the windOur night to howl, time to go dancingTurn up our hearing aidsAnd spike the lemonadePretend I’m filthy rich, young, and handsomeWe’ll ignore all convention,Release some hot convictionThe hour’s late and the time is holyYou’re still my girlMy one and onlyWhistling passed the graveyardI think we’re safe for nowAnd as long as we’re not helpless, babyLet’s help ourselves to everything,Everything that God allowsWe’ll teach those young punksJust what class isHoney, you stillFog my glassesOur night to howl, time to go dancingOur night to howl, time to go dancing…