Perfect Hair – Danger Doom – letras

[MF Doom]Perfect hair, to the second power of foreverAsk him do he need it? Hells yeah, now or neverOn a mission with friends of fair weatherSooner the better, off to Mt. Tuna, wear your leather prepared sweaterAnd watch out for Catman my brothersHe keep his strand slicked back like Scatman CaruthersA balding boy, sound like Janeane GarofaloFiend for a sloppy fro, who seen the evil Coiffio?Not me yo, I’m leavin, I’m goneEven if him got them bomb weavin KalikelonNo more or less stress than your old bossThe tears burn your eyes less than fresh S-curls soresAnd Brenda, the best girl lostUncle grandfather bare chest was pearl glossEarl tossed, there goes a whole tray of hamburgersVillain ’til they old and grey like olden day scamworkersCirca one nine seventy-oneOn the mic machine it seems his work will never be doneHe seeks the ninth level of powerBut weak geek might freak it in another houror so, they call the fool retarded hair guyIn school you could spot it when he nodded « Here, why? »I think his true name was GeraldThe toupee, the male pattern anime heraldA good laugh like the walk to the banknot the plank, talk to the hand and the hot frank dog(*BEEP!!*}[Master Shake]Danger Doom it’s Master Shake, hey buddy!Ah did you get those e-mails I sent?Umm, I’m still waitin, to hear from youI-I think, maybe you’re, maybe you’re in the showerDo you, are you in the shower? OkayBut I’m still, totally, I got some other stuffUhh, but I’m, I am committed more to doing yoursSo, if you can let me know, todayThat’d, uhh, that’ll be great, okay?!Just, just gimme a call! And fa-for the schnizzleFor to do the rap pizzleAnd again I’m really sorry, about that other oneThe call… Meatwad sucksOkay, call me back dog!{*phone hangs up*}