Didnât i get you a snow blower for christmasSo you donât have to shovel all that snowDidnât i get you a log splitter for your birthdaySo you could have more time to play bingoDonât i baby-sit for you sometimesSo you can go to town and wash my truckNow you come and tell me that youâre leavingWith my favorite fishing buddy buckChorus:I did everything i could to make you happyI tried to make your sister happy tooIâm one in a million the best of the bunchJust ask her sheâll tell you that its trueYouâll be crawling back to him somedayNo one could treat you like i doIâm the pick of the litter the cream of the cropThe greatest thing that happened to youI believe in womenâs liberationI let you use my tools to fix your carI didnât even forget the anniversaryDidnât i call you up from the royal barI let you call your mother on christmasShe finally sent the money for the callSometimes i get this crazy feelingThat woman she donât like me much at all