Pizza In My Shorts – Da Yoopers – letras

You used to take my parking in your rusty chevroletWe’d go out to the palmer dump and watch the bears at playNow the honeymoon is over you don’t take me anyplaceYou just lay there on the sofa pouring beer into your faceYou used to go out jogging and you worked out real hardYou looked just like jane fonda in your hot pink leotardsNow you look just like godzilla with your 52 inch hipsAnd the hair keeps getting thicker upon your upper lipChorus:We’re the rotund family we never get alongWe love to drive each other nuts and argue all day longBut when we order pizza that’s one time we all agreeCause no one loves that pizza like the rotund familyPepperoni capicolli mounds of mushrooms tooMozzarella mortadella baby swiss and bleuAnchovies and olives and lots of cudighiThat’s the perfect pizza for the rotund familyThose two brain dead kids of yours they both take after youThey sit like stumps and watch tv and eat till they turn blueIt’s two days after payday and they ate up all my payAnd i haven’t seen the dog or cat since lunchtime yesterdayIts you that they take after you no good lazy bumYou all show up like callouses when all the work is doneIf i ever wanna get some help around the houseI’ll have to take some dynamite and blow you off the couch