I ain’t got no fire, to light my cigaretteI’m just an ‘Ol dog, lookin for my midnight petShe lays out a matchstick and offers me the lightI take a drag and blow smoke right in her eyesPoor DoggieWhere’s your bone?Poor DoggieWhere’s your bone?You sure ain’t an ‘Ol dog, you could learn some tricksShow me you’re a good dog, show me you can begMaybe if you’re real good, I’ll give you tasty treatsShow me desperation, there’s other dogs to meetPoor DoggieWhere’s your bone?Poor DoggieWhere’s your bone?Your leash is a short one, roll over and play deadYou’re my pretty doggie, I pat you on your headGirl, you been so goodYou sure do make me proudI won’t put you upBut, I will put you downThere’s other dogs to meetI will put you down