« Bet she’s a secret admirer of Lady GodivaShe’d strip at the flip of a hat » »You know they cancelled her charge accountWhaddya think of that? »She felt the alienation from her friends and relationsSo close yet remote just the sameIt seems she gives them her moneyBut they have trouble remembering her nameCHORUSShe never worries about all the time spent alone on herPrincess TelephoneShe never worries about, never harbours a doubt on herPrincess TelephoneShe never worries – and that worries me!Princess Telephone »Well have you heard about Debbie and Mr. McKenzie…They’re involved in a secret affair » »…It seems they borrowed their neighbours convertible’Cause it was there! »Hold the line operator’Cause the message you gave herBelongs to a party unknownShe’s been insanely affected since you disconnected the phoneCHORUSShe never worries about all the time spent alone on herPrincess TelephoneShe never worries about, never harbours a doubt on herPrincess TelephoneShe never worries – and that worries me!Princess TelephoneBRIDGEYou know she has a princess telephoneShe sits inside her bedroom all aloneShe dreams about her secret love affairBut when she wakes there’s no one there