Sad Sac + TarzanWalking up at the mallUp walked a girlfriendSaid you had the gall to bring my name up againLooking for salvationWe had an ice cream sodaI said have you ever wonderedWhat became of Uncle Bill?We was peeling potatoesBcak in World War IIAnd we was playing that rock ‘n’ rollAfter school for you know whoHidden from the publicIt was behind the scenesThere was a relicThey called the purple hazeI was eating a tacoI looked across the roomI saw a girl in a red dressShe said she’d like to do me inI left the waiter a tipI scrambled for the doorI said you might have loved meBut now there’s nothing moreShe’s always on my trailShe really likes to killI keep her lovely pictureOn my window sillI was a cowboy without a showI was like the kind of guyYou’d never really knowYou won’t forget meNo mater how hard you tryAnd when it’s my time to goI’ll wave goodbyeSing yourself a melody, cry a tear of joy