Tapping time with one good fingerI got this girlfriend and she’s a swingerWe make plans and then we head out toSan BernardinoWe get gas at the local P & MBuy a coke in a can made of tinWe drink fast becauseWe’re headed out west to San BernardinoAnd we shall miss CarolinaAnd the east coast as opposed to the westWe won’t shed any tears thoughNor even be sad because we knowThe western desert is the best!I filled a bag with cigarettes and apple wineWe’ll hit the road again at 10 mintues to 9Me and this girl I think she’s pregnantAnd we’re headed to San BernardinoAnd then when we hit TexasWe’ll stop in Amarillo for a bite to eatWe’ll stop on over in DallasAnd visit my friend but we can’t stayFor more than a weekI’ve got the south in my veinsBut California in my mouthAnd that’s the simple reasonWhy i’m leaving the southMe and this girl and she’s so foxyAnd we’re heading to San BernardinoWhooThat was close we crossed the Tennesse state borderThey would’ve locked us up by the sheriffs orderYes we’re freaksBut they can’t touch us out westIn San Bernardino