Shit can happenShit can happeeenShit can happenShit can happeeenShit can happenShit can happeeenShit can happenShit can happeeen[Kon Artis]Yo, that’s right motherfuckers we backSame slangingOrangutaningWilding out on hoodrats that say I actLike I’m too famousTo say hi and tell ’em what My Name IsBut really I’m still namelessYou niggas don’t get it yet do you?Kill or notPlatinum or flopI’ll still put it through youWith a luger that’ll spit fireAnd hit higherThan a pitch by a bitch like MariahYou think for one second since we got a dealThat we won’t deal with you in front of St. Andrew’s stillYou gay rappers better learn thatI won’t stop until I see ’em turn backIf you don’t slow that road you packYou gon’ see these Runyan Ave. niggasThat really need some ProzacTo show that ask the othersBrigade’ll lay you downNext to your mother’s mother’s grandmothers[Kuniva]You know I’m feeling real rowdy tonightReady to fightAnd half the niggas I give DAT toI don’t even likeThe same cat who never gave a damn about your nameI gives a fuck about itLike the next L.A. Clippers gameI’ll kill you in ways you couldn’t even fathomYou ain’t a madamIt’s really unexplainable how I have ’emWho call theyselves screaming about a challengeNigga we got a gift while you barely making it off of mere talentMy skills are deeply imbeddedEven your hoe said itShe was knock-kneedI fucked her now she bow-leggedIn the middle of rapping I drop the micAnd have a stare down and jump in the crowd and start scrappingKuniving Kon Artis my nigga we get it crackingWhile the paramedics pick you up we on the side laughing[Chorus: Kon Artis] (x2)(Shit can happen)This ain’t funny so don’t you dare laugh(Shit can happeeen)Shit can happen to him and your ass(Shit can happen)You can be touched don’t think you can’t(Shit can happeeen)Cuz niggas ain’t fucking around no more man[Swifty]The feds can’t hold me (why?)I hold fedsI was born with a dark ass cloud over my head (uh huh)Raining acid (nigga)You can’t refrain from getting your ass kickedCuz you talk too muchYou asked for itI’m on some massive shitEverybody ignore meThey wouldn’t fuck with me if I was performing at an orgyThese niggas think I’m fronting (what up now?)Then they change storiesI catch you and they thinking everything’s hunky doryI even have you pour me the gasoline for me (do it)Pulling up slowlyCop tailing your homiesMet a lot of niggas but you wouldn’t wanna know me (for real)Your ass might not even make it home with your roley (nigga)Don’t even tryIn your system like eco lieTrying to beef with meNigga please, your people dieI’m so wicked that my momma gave birth illegally (uh huh)I survived the abortion immediately (Surprise!!!)[Eminem]Picture me sitting in a jail cell rottingOr barricaded in a motel with twelve shotgunsWhen the *cops* come knockingEach hands got oneCocked ready to dump slugs heavy as shot putsOne man armyGuns can’t harm meYoung and orneryWorse than my Uncle RonnieEver since I got my first gun pulled on meI can’t stop airing out my dirty laundryMiddle fingers flip at censorshipYour friends just flippedOver this swift penmanshipEver since I spit some shit on InfiniteI been giving it a hundred and ten percentCuz when I vent most of my energy’sSpent on enemiesEighty percent of what I invent is hennessyAnd twenty percent is from being hungry as sinTen is because I love being under your skinYa, (shit) shit can happenSo stick to rappingQuit the yappingOr I’ma lift the mac inThat can lead to another mishap happeningSkip the crapGet the can of whoop ass crackingChorus (x2)[Outro: Eminem](Shit can happen)It can and it will(Shit can happeeen)Fuck around with Amityville(Shit can happen)And you dieInsanity still(Shit can happeeen)Mentality of twelve motherfuckers in six different bodies(Shit can happen)With their personality split(Shit can happeeen)Fucking you up with hit after hit(Shit can happen)Sticking you up with clip after clip(Shit can happeeen)Making you suck dick after dick(Shit can happen)(Shit can happeeen)Dirty motherfuckin dozen(Shit can happen)The Kon Artis(Shit can happeeen)Motherfuckin Peter S. BizarreSwifty McVeighThe KunivaDirty fatherfuckin HarryPuttin you down in the cemetaryYou get buriedAll of you motherfuckers suck our motherfucking cockWe are not playingWe are not playingWe are not bullshittingThis is not a motherfucking joke