Sofa King – Danger Doom – letras

Scared of a bunch of water, then get out the rainOrder a rapper for lunch and spit out the chainThen kick a lungee of the tip of his timboAnd trick a honey dip into a game of of strip limboOdd… He couldn’t find no remorseA wink is as good as a nod to a blind horseOf course his technique was from a divine sourceNever new the price of ice or what swine costOne guy tried to bite the heatThat’s when he discovered the other other white meatOhhhh, the one they hate so wellHe sure keeps it pyscho like the old bates motelThey came to ask him for a least some new tracksBut only got confronted by the beast with two backsKnock… Mouse is a made manVillain laid it down like the best laid plan[?] the cat who the hell is that near the middleGot y’all but it’s not all bare and skittlesPrepare the viddles, got riddles and spittlesCrystal clear to the jock or the tittleTSSSS.. It’s hot off the griddleCame to take the cake wether it’s a lot or a littleKABOOM… DOOM is nervous largeYou could tell by his Blooming room service chargeDark and tall to bootThe only thing was wrong was he was bald as a cootUsed to rent a van from Peter Pan to red and tanAnd keep the human foot for his dead man’s handThis was when the mask was brand spanking newBefore it got rusted from drinking all the brew[Sniff] Stankin’ too, pewKept all his earnings in the bank and his shoeSpat what he knew, energy for trueTo all fake rappers, twenty-three skidooExcuse you, any room in the class front?For a blast of the blunt, shrooming since last monthDoom a human in the mask I’m on the stuntDanger zooming past mad fast on the huntKeep the streets, we got the city needing conqueredDiscreetly with the city till they be completely bonkeredThe fans demanded it, handled it, swallow itHis own brandishing, if only he could bottle itHmm.. Nah she could get messyFeds tried to tortue him for the secret recipeHe said: It’s no use, I only know halfNo speake de english. I only do the mathZzzzz. Felt no painHis brain was saturated with cocaine and RogaineHe said: Try scan no thing three-card dead fly mango for bling he got bledI jam over sting, see spots redI am « Sofa King, We Todd Ed »