Well there’ women in the city that make me feel shittyAnd there’s some that make me pack a wadBut the ones that are fine, oh will never be mineThey won’t even give me the time of day1st Chorus:I ain’t got no money, i ain’t got no homeI gotta find me a bim to live with tonight2nd Chorus:Sport’n a woody, when you’re walkin’ bySport’n a woody, when you’re titties flySport’n a woody, rippin’ my flySport’n a woody, till the day i die yeahWell my woody gets big when you’re takin’ a swigAnd your drink’s makin you loosen upStarts a-talkin’ to me, well look down and you’ll seeWhat the hell i been talkin’ about1st Chorus2nd ChorusDon’t know what i’m gonna do, can’t stop lookin’ at you’Cause you’re sure lookin’ nice to meWell i wish you were sedatedSo i could at least penetrate youFor an hour, maybe three yeahI can’t go downtown much, all the working girl buttsya know they really make my woody happyBut in the night clubs and suchAnd all the corner slutsMight just make my waistband go snappy!Sport’n a woodySport’n a woodySport’n a woodySport’n a woodySport’n a woody, for the rest of my life I’ll be…2nd Chorus