There’s a man in a blue plaid shirt comin’ knockingI don’t know what he’s coming forBut I know it’s probably isn’t gonna hurt anybodyIf I don’t get up and answer the doorNo I believe I stay here on the floorI’m gonna stand by my girlDon’t think I won’tI’m gonna stand by my girlBecause she’ll kill me if I don’tI said she’ll kill me if I don’tI never should’ve messed upI should’ve gone ahead and fessed upI’m gonna look good all dressed upFor my own funeralI’m sure she’ll look beautifulI’m gonna stand by my girlDon’t think I won’tI’m gonna stand by my girlBecause she’ll kill me if I don’tI said she’ll kill me if I don’tI love girl with fire in her eyesIt’s what I used to sayBut now I’ve come to realizeIf I wanna live another dayI can’t be living that wayI’m gonna stand by my girlDon’t think I won’tI’m gonna stand by my girlBecause she’ll kill me if I don’tI said she’ll kill me if I don’t