Well I don’t know why I came here tonightI’ve got the feeling that something ain’t rightI’m so scared in case I fall off my chairand I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairsClowns to the left of me!Jokers to the right!Here I am stuck in the middle with youYes I’m stuck in the middle with youand I’m wondering what it is I should doIt’s so hard to keep this smile from my faceLosing control and running all over the placeClowns to the left of me!Jokers to the right!Here I am stuck in the middle with youWhen you started off with nothingand you’re proud that your a self-made manoo-oo-oohand your friends they all come crawlingslap you on the back and sayPleasePleaseTrying to make some sense of it allbut I see it makes no sense at allIs it cool to go to sleep on the floor?I don’t think that I can take anymoreClowns to the left of me!Jokers to the right!Here I am stuck in the middle with youWhen you started off with nothingand you’re proud that your a self-made manoo-oo-oohAnd your friends they all come crawlingslap you on the back and sayPleasePleaseWell I don’t know why I came here tonightI’ve got the feeling that something ain’t rightI’m so scared in case I fall off my chairand I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairsClowns to the left of me!Jokers to the right!Her I am stuck in the middle with youYes I’m stuck in the middle with youYes I’m stuck in the middle with youYes I’m stuck in the middle with youYes I’m stuck in the middle with you