Sam here says he lost his callOn the day Cousteau had diedThe ocean was a tub of sharksWith Jacques Yves as a guideSam here says the water’s safeThat man should not have left the seasCalled the Human BathyscapheHe’s King of ExpertiseREFRAIN:So if someone wants to knowAnd asks you where I amYou say you saw me goFor a swim with SamSam here says they call him « nice »And that it makes him really sickThat his « nice » is like « polite »And silence does the trickSam here says he’d like to goSomewhere far away from hereTo a sea that no one knowsTo completely disappearREFRAIN:So if someone wants to knowAnd asks you where I amYou say you saw me goFor a swim with Sam(4x)Don’t try to talk me out of thisNot while I’m here in Carla’s seat »The sea has many drops of waterBut the salt won’t let you taste the sweet »(2x)Don’t try to talk me out of this »Don’t go, don’t go, don’t go … »Not while I’m here in Carla’s seat »Don’t go, don’t go, don’t go … »(2x)