Well, I’m a damn straight shootin’ manRide with a gun in my handLookin’ for a girl who’ll understandDon’t want responsibilityI don’t care about holes in jeansI gotta get out tonight and seeHope I don’t get in a fightJust because I grabbed some nice ass that don’t belong to meI met a woman that said I stunkI got a speed stick, damn you’re drunkShe felt good round her ass and thighShe grabbed me low, I grabbed her highSaid, « Take me backstage, pretty please » »Just let me finish up this here drink »Sat there about to change my mindWhen she turned and said, « Honey child! »Take me drunk, I’m homeTake me drunk, I’m stonedTake me drunk, wanna bone!Take me drunk, gotta phone!Take me drunk, where’s my car?Take me drunk, am I far?Take me drunk, what’s your name!Take me drunk, is this a bar?Had to think just a little moreThis chick was beginning to boreDidn’t know if she was gonna scoreThat was when I started to ignoreI don’t care about holes in jeansI gotta get out tonight and seeHope I don’t get in a fightJust because I grabbed some nice ass that don’t belong to me