(Ron Agnew)The cowboy will never get married to you, girlIt’s the fightin’ that he just can’t bearBut when there’s women and whisky and beer-drinkin’ brawlsThe cowboy will always be thereHe’ll sing you sad songs, girl, ’cause that’s all he knowsAnd soon you’ll be listenin’ toSolutions to problems you don’t even haveAs he unloads his wisdoms on youHe’ll have you believin’ he’s one-of-a-kindAnd that his kind knows what livin’s forHe’s a dreamer by nature, a liar, and soonHe’ll have you believin’ he’s moreHe’ll say he’s a loner, to cover the truthSome sympathy might see him throughJust a hand on his shoulder and a bottle of that boozeThen all he’ll be needin’ is youHe’ll drink all your whisky, to clear out his headOf the drinkin’ he’s already knownAnd with a little persuasion, he’ll lie in your bedAnd when you wake up, you’re aloneNow you’re feelin’ sorry, and the cowboy is goneHe just a-has ta be a-movin’ alongBut honey when you get lonesome, turn your radio onAnd the cowboy will sing you a song