Some old guy told me about this secret spotWhere they jump in the boat before they get caughtYou wonât find a more perfect dayLife is too short hey what do you sayIâll be right over with the truck and the boatSheâs a little leaky but she still floatsIâll pick up the beer and the worms and the grubsWeâll stop at ralphâs for italian subsChorus:Weâre going fishing we just canât waitWe love the smell of stinky baitLeaky boats, waders too, a cooler full of ice cold brewReel âem in, watch âem flop, i love to fish i just canât stopWhen this fishing trip is throughIâll bet i have more fish than youIâll bet i have more fish than youThis road is rough and weâre beating the truckBogged to the axles in three feet of muckTwo flat tires and just one spareRiding on the rim but we donât careWe find the lake and we see âem jumpWe push out the boat and i trip on a stumpI hooka big one as i fall inHe slaps my nose with a big tail fin(repeat chorus)My line is tangled and my feet are wetGot a hook in my ear and a hole in my netThe boat starts sinking and i lose an oarRowing in a circle trying to make it to shoreStanding in the water up to my chinWith a tangled line and a stupid grinI feel so sad when the fishing trip endsI just canât wait to go fishing again