The Internet Is Here – Dan and Phil – letras

Whenever I’m aloneOr if I’m feeling greyThere’s one place I can goTo brighten up my dayIt makes me want to singThat’s how the show should endBut wouldn’t it be good if ICould sing it with a friend?Okay, fine, whatever, I’ll join in tooI might go outsideAnd feel more aliveWithout twitterWhere would I be?I guess I’d be fitAnd stop posting shiiRubbish!But tumblr’s a part of me!So many websitesSo little timePlus one or twoYou should avoidJust don’t stop watching youtubeOr we’ll be unemployed!The internet is here!The internet is great!When you’ve got lots of followersWho needs a real mate?It might be antisocialBut these days that is fine’cause life is so much betterWhen you spend it all online!A place where you can be yourselfNo matter if you’re geeky!Find friends that share your hobbiesEven if they’re freaky!Where any question in your headIs answered in an instant!Who cares if you procrastinateYour one shot at existence!The internet is here!The internet is great!When you’ve got lots of followersWho needs a real mate?Without the internetWe never would have met!We wouldn’t be here on a stageDoing things we might regret!Dance break!Who cares if you’re a loserAnd everybody knows it!Or if you spend your lifeDrawing whiskers on your noses!Even if your chances of gettingTanned are slimOr if you live vicariouslyThrough the life of a sim!Sheltay zomo!The internet is here!The internet is great!When you’ve got lotsOf followers who needs a real mate?It might be antisocialBut these days that is fine!’cause life is so much better!Life is so much better!Life is so much betterWhen youSpendItAllOnline!