Three Months Late – Da Yoopers – letras

I met her at the pine groveOne hot night in mayShe was a blonde haired finnish girlFrom up in champion wayShe was short and broad of beamJust like a jackp1ne stumpThe boys all flocked around herLike the seagulls at the dumpI told her i can’t polkaCause i’m just too drunk to danceShe bounced me all around the floor‘till i almost **** my pantsI fell in love with her that nightAnd asked her for a dateI took her to my uncle’s campAnd now she’s three months lateChorus:She’s late she’s lateOh lord she’s three months lateI took her to my uncle’s campAnd now she’s three months lateI said she was my first loveShe said she’d show me howShe learned some from the maki boysAnd some from watching cowsI fired up the sauna threw someWater on the rocksThen i took off everythingExcept my woolen socksI drank another six-packAnd she started looking goodShe told me lay down on the benchI wondered if i shouldShe beat me with some cedar boughsAnd then i couldn’t waitNow i’m all sore and black and blueAnd now she’s three months late(repeat chorus)She dragged me to the altarI fought her all the wayHer daddy and her brothers cameAnd told me what to sayNow he works for c.c.i.Where the pay is really greatHe’s gotta feed those 15 kidsAnd a wife that’s three months late(repeat chorus)