One is youTwo is meThreeâs a babyFourâs the familyBuy the cakeBuy the ringGet the knifeStick it inCos it all adds up youâve got one stab at loveCos Iâm gonna love you till you dieCos Iâm gonna love you till you dieFive is loveSix is plasticSevenâs moneyEightâs fantasticBuy the carBuy the HouseGet the WheelsFlick the mouseCos it all adds up youâve got one stab at loveSlap your kidsHit your wifeCos you hate your lifeScrew the f-word in your fistCross the numbers off your listYouâll never be much wiser than a failed womaniserFor once in your life be a man and expireCos Iâm gonna love you till you dieCos Iâm gonna love you till you die