Itâs just the wheelhouse canât you see,The TWH doesnât make it worth, the moneyA glorified rink for skatingkidsItâs really absurd, it isnothing bigWayne, get those goons awayfrom meI got a wristbandWayne, heâll make you wait inthe rainWhy Wayne, why do you make mewait, in the rainThe competition is t half thepriceTake it from me this is, good adviceHumble yourself though itâs not your styleThen maybe your place would be, worth the while (chorus)New wax floor, three years agoPay only ten bucks,for a cheap local showWith a sound system made to bust eardrumsYouâll be the square, if you canât come(chorus)Wayne, the king of his domainThe lion to the his African plainWayne, all yaâll look the sameWayne, with the goon trainAinât got no brainsWayne: Administer of painDonât mess with himYou might get slain