Two Bagger – Da Yoopers – letras

I met her up in misula she owned her own pulp truckShe took me for a ride one night and told me we were stuckShe put her arms around me and said i’ll keep you warmI was so dumb and innocent i didn’t see the harmThen they started wrestling and he almost had her beatHe fought that big ol’ beefalo till she pinned him to the seatShe made me drink a case of beer everything was a blurWhen i work up this morning i was married to herChorus:He’s married to a logger who looks just like his dadBut his dad don’t have a mustache and his feet don’t smell as badUp here in the last frontier men are men its trueBut she makes arnold schwarzenegger look like peggy sueI called up her dad to see if he would take her backHe laughed so hard i thought he’d have another heart attackHe said to find a paper bag to put upon her headI grabbed a k-mart shopping bag and went on back to bedHe tried to put the bag on her but it was way too smallShe got him in a hammer lock and pinned him to the wallHow do you think i feel waking up to youIf i’ve got to wear a paper bag you better put on two(repeat chorus)