It’s 3 AM and I’m waitingfor the coffee perculatingin the kettle in the backAnd there’s no use getting all upsetabout who is degrading whowhen there is hockey on the setChorusThere’s two cops in Tim Hortonsand I’m just another sh*t to themmaybe I’m just a good for nothingbut did I have to hear it again?And they got two blue and whitesparked in the back well out of sightin the hopes that I won’t seeAnd maybe I’m getting oldera little more fat and slowerbut is there any other way to be?Not like I had better things to do,they’re just wasting my timeAnd now there’s no use getting all upsetabout whos degrading who,When there’s crullers to be had.Honey glazed and jelly filledThose chocolate sprinkles really fit the billAnd won’t it make those pig-boys mad?