As a starter I would like a brilliant pigThat roams around in dirt and tries hard to digIn a stupid mind where we all can seeThat the future wonât depend on only meViva Las VegansHarder and bigger and meanerThen Iâd like to try a Lakenfelder cowWho dresses up so nice and never lets me downMake it burn hard cuz I like the pungent stenchOf death made ugly hidden behind a fenceViva Las Vegans – Harder and bigger and meanerYou put your money where your mouth isOnly come for those up frontI know you said it would be easyTo have a bleeding heart for lunchAnd when the veins stop drippingi see a meadow full of dirtblue eyes that hurtViva Las Vegansharder and bigger and meanerIâm angryIâm bleeding