You give me your last line said DaveAnd I’ll give you my dogOkay if you’re serious I’ll take it off your handsAnd then the next day, amongst theDebris and the cansHe says ‘we were all just wrecked lastNight you knowYou can’t swap a dog for blow, come on’You’re the greatest friend to meYou’re the only friend to meNobody cares for me like youSo I said ‘lets talk of this no more’Just scrape ourselves up off this floorI saw grace last night she said she’s into youWell, I’d go check it out if I were youShe’ll be at the monument at two’You’re the greatest friend to meYou’re the only friend to meNobody cares for me like you doNow come, you’ve gone and tricked me againThis time you really stitched me up my friendSee, I wait four hours, in the rainGet home and you have snatched my pupYou tried a trick, you’ve come un stuckCome on man, now what the fuck?I think you’ll find you took what’s mineTry to be a man of your wordYou got the dog you got the lineSo no, you do not get the birdYou’re the greatest friend to meYou’re the only friend to meNobody cares for me like you do