Tracked her to this tavernIn this god-forsaken townShe’s the one who made off with my motorcycle bikeWith a helmet of goldAnd a tatoo of a toadGonna get that rudeGonna get that scootAnd take it on the road….(chorus)One More Stout, Boys it’s a no-showOne more bad night at the go goArrest heh, she stole my VespaArrest heh, she stole my VespaWe don’t have to go now….Met her at the partyAnd thought she knew my friendsAsked her out, she gave the shoutAnd Mike the Bike was in!She took me to a dance hallAnd had me go insideShe took my keysShe took my ride, and now she’s gonna die!!!(chorus)We don’t have to go nowWe don’t have to go nowWe don’t have to go nowWe don’t have to go nowStop, stop, stopShe’s callin’ the cops, cops, copsStop, stop, stopShe’s callin’ the cops, cops, cops and doughnutsTracked her to this tavernIn this god-forsaken townShe’s the one who made off with my motorcycle bikeWith a helmet of goldAnd a tatoo of a toadGonna find that rude and get my scoot and take it on the roadOne more Stout