You think its all so easyWhen you got your name in lightsMoney comes in bag fullsAnd you spend it every nightIt’s a happy holidayWhen you fly from place to placeUp at six each morningSlapping make up on your face…(chorus x 2)I wish you were in our shoesI wish you could be usWashing all your laundryAnd riding on the busEverybody loves youSpeaks to you at noonNever knowing you made themThinking they made youDouble trouble everywhereNot a drop to drinkRehearshing conversationsI haven’t slept a wink…(chorus x 2)What a shambles of a meetingDon’t know what to sayWhat a shambles of a bus rideWhat a shambles of a day…(chorus ad lib)