Have you heard the wind howlOr a big door slamHave you shared a midnight snackwith the boogie manI hear what you’re sayin’but inspite of all thatI sayWhat’s so scary ’bout thatYou see im not scared of nothin’not anything you dohow ’bout a goulish screamor a ghostly booSo you think im scared of your spooky trapI sayWhats so scary ’bout thatare you scared of dark shadowsthat go bump in the nightdo you leave the door openI’ve got two night lightswell thats okay if you’re a scaredy-catI sayWhats so scary ’bout thatWell yes we’re ghosts and you know its truethat our plan all alongwas to try to scare you’cause we’re real spookyand scarin’s what we doso thats whats scary ’bout thatWhat’s so scarythats what’s scarythatssoscary’boutthat!